Don’t get offended if i don’t notice, but feel free to feel special if i do(:

I don’t like healthy food but i try little ways
(I’ve been told or seen these things to help lose weight or at least not get fat)
-Eat breakfast (it helps start the metabolism)
-Eat smaller portions during meal times but little snacks in between
(The little snacks will keep the metabolism going; and smaller portions will satisfy the hunger and may help prevent over eating)
-Fats to look out for (the “good” ones): monounsaturated and polyunsaturated (trans and saturated are considered “bad”)
-When in doubt: water
(If not sure what you want to drink, or at a restaurant, order water: it’s free, 0 calories, 0 sugars, 0 etc… And quenches the thirst [usually])
-Try to not eat ‘fast’ (the slower you eat, you feel full faster and end up eating less [compared to i guess stuffing your face-like at thanksgiving or something])
-if you exercise, don’t do it right after eating (i think the rule for eating then swimming is wait 30mins so… Just use that i guess)
Most of these are well known or obvious gestures, but to really change, knowing your actually eating habits then looking and seeing what can be adjusted or tweaked [without forming eating disorders]
(Btw crash diets=no; they might have you lose weight quickly but doesn’t last)

I quit, i quit
I really feel like fucking shit
Is there a reason i should try?
I quit, i quit, i quit

(Now sing with the melody of the bunny from alice in wonderland’s “im late”)

Bitchhhh

My prom is a little less then a month away and i really prefer to go with someone because i don’t want to go alone and my dress makes me feel like a princess and it’d be nice if i got a price, or even an unkissed frog, anyways, at the same time I’m too afraid to ask someone so i cant ask and they’d probably say no anyways and isn’t it weird for a girl to ask a guy and so at this point idk, i might just have to post an ad on Craig’s list for a date: nice, tall, and would be okay to dance a little; bonus: is cute… Okay maybe not.

I’m not asking for much, all i want is to be asked to prom.
I don’t need any fancy poster or sign or for it to be in front of everyone. The asking does not have to be a public event, no balloons, chocolates, or even flowers are needed.
When i was younger i honestly thought i’d have at least a guy friend that i could go with but no. And also it’s getting on my nerves how the guys (in my school at least) don’t wanna ask. They are guys, as in born with the ball sacks… so I’m hoping those ball sacks contain balls and so they should have the balls to ask someone. It’s now slightly depressing how i’m not even an option for a guy.